Until then, please enjoy guest tuber Vivian's take on THE HILLS, the show that no regular Boob Tuber can watch without experiencing a violent physical reaction...
Might as well call it "Over The Hills"! MTV's hit reality drama appears to take its cues from another sassy foursome--Dorothy, Sophia, Blanche, and Rose of The Golden Girls! Compelling photo documentation is worth a thousand words. I am not including Audrina because she is particularly useless.
Lauren/Dorothy: Both weathered their sex scandals with dignity, grace, and rage. They are the cuckqueaned protagonists who can't laugh at themselves.
Lo/Sophia: The sneering and snarky moms of the protagonist. Such bitches.
Heidi/Blanche: These one-armed vixens share a penchant for big busts and boys boys boys!
Whitney/Rose: Notably nicer than the other gals, these mildly dumb (yet charming) blondes purvey an endless supply of funny faces.
This concludes the most intellectually-challenging analysis of The Hills published on the Internet, or any other media, to date. I promise you.
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