4 hours ago
You're going to love these true-false questions [about tonight's finale]. The first question --
Carlton: Wait, wait. Before you ask them, there's true and false and then "what's the correct evasive response."
The correct evasive response is "We decline to comment."
Damon: Or, I'd like to invent "fru."
Will we know who Jacob is before this season's finale is over?
Damon: That depends what you mean by "is."
Carlton: You'll have more information, definitely.
Damon: Let's say you'll finally be able to put up a picture of Jacob in your locker.
Will we know whether the characters on the show can change their fates, and therefore their futures, before the finale is over?
Damon: That's not even a true-or-false question.
Carlton: Basically, that's a fru.
A major character will die in the finale: true or false?
Damon and Carlton: Fru.
This is going nowhere.