Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Can you believe...

Two can you believe its for today.

1) Can you believe it is TOP CHEF/food porn time again, as the show's fifth season premieres on Bravo tonight? I hope the first challenge tonight is to take spaghetti with tomato sauce, shrimp cocktail, stuffing (as in Turkey/Thanksgiving stuffing), guacomole, and baked potatoes and make something out of them. Those are my favorite foods so I am sure it would be delicious.

Another good thing about Top Chef beginning is maybe a waning down of the NYC transit advertisements for the show featuring an openly hostile statue of liberty wielding a knife. It seriously looks like some of Vigo's primordial ooze from below the city streets in GHOSTBUSTERS II got all up in her grill. Google fails me in finding a viable photo of it, but trust me, not good news.



2) Old news, but can you believe TWO AND A HALF MEN is the number one comedy on television? Honestly, it makes me question my place on this planet to know that what I consider to be, hands down, one of the worst shows on television gets an 8.9/13 rating?!?! On top of plain sucking, now the show is just getting awkward as that little shit on it grows up. Now its more like TWO 80s HAS BEENS/WALKING ZOMBIES DO TRICKS FOR PAYCHECKS AND 80% OF A MAN. That was a mouthful, but you get me.

5 comments:

J.J. said...

There is no more depressing phrase than "The season premiere of Two and a Half Men"

Jeanette's Mother said...

I love Two and a Half Men - it's one of the few shows I'll watch on network TV...hands down.

Anonymous said...

How I Met Your Mother should be #1, or The Office or 30 Rock, but i guess that they don't have that big of a following from like middle-america.

- teresa

marie said...

waiting for an update!........

Vivian said...

I didn't know who the other 80s has been was, and was surprised to learn that non-Charlie Sheen is also Duckie from Pretty in Pink!