Monday, November 03, 2008

Casting Call!

Every blog title today ends with !

Tell me what you think of THIS casting call:

Casting Call: Magical Elves, Inc. the award-winning producers behind Bravo's Top Chef and Project Runway are looking for singles ready and serious about getting married for a new docu-series on Lifetime. The series will explore the concept of arranged marriages and those interested can view the people who are seeking mates at . The producers are looking to cast right away; for more information and to be considered for this show, call Liz Alper at Magical Elves, Inc. at 213 630 6530 or email

I mean, I am just surprised that this comes to us from the Magical Elves, who usually inject my dreams with images of suckling legs--both of lamb and of Padma Lackshmi, mmmmmm. No matter how la di da classy the Magical Elves make this, there is still the possibility of it turning into some sort of Mike Darnell-ian shit show, like Good old Darva Conger.

I would only go on this show if they could cuarantee me an arrangement with Paul Giamatti.


Marissa Leigh said...

omg! celebrity arranged marriages is a GREAT idea... you should totally bring that to the folks at bravo... and count me in as long as lee pace is on the list :)

Jeanette said...

Alas, if it were to be a real show, they definitely wouldn't get fine specimens like Lee and Paul. Who would you settle for? I'd settle for David Cassidy. He's old now but I used to have a crush on 21 year old him.

Pat said...

Lifetime sucks.