That is something that would make it a more feminine super bowl. Or...
How about Alanna and me liveblogging it!
Tune in this Sunday as we bring you a play by play of every...commercial.
We'll try to incorperate some of the sporting action, too, but sorry if we don't speak penis too well. Our frustration might make the coverage morph into full time coverage of the 5th annual PUPPY BOWL! on Animal Planet, complete with kitten half time show.
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