Thursday, January 08, 2009

Dream Men

30 ROCK is back tonight on its quest to become more than a critic's and smart people audience's darling. HELP IT OUT, FOLKS, AND TUNE IN!

I, for one, am thrilled to see Peter Dinklage as Liz Lemon's love interest starting on tonight's episode. I once had a dream in which Peter Dinklage was hot in pursuit of me, actually. We were in a pony-riding ring when this happened, and I nicely turned him down. I think this dream occurred sometime after his season on NIP TUCK.

In honor of my little person lover's guest starring stint on a show that churns out guest starring Emmy nominees like an Amish girl does butter, I present to you, ladies and gentlemen, television celebrities I have also had (embarrassingly) intimate dreams about.

1. Kelsey Grammar- One of my first dreams of an intimate nature, this one was very straightforward. I was on top, looked down, and thought...gross. He didn't even make me tossed salad and scrambled eggs afterwards. Har har har.

2. Jack Osbourne- I am hard pressed to count this one because in my dream, I was actually somebody else. I have heard that if you are able to dream that you're somebody else, you're clinically insane.

3. Seth Rogen- This one was also straightforward and, in my dream, happened right after a birthday party for my sister. Seth and I ALMOST had a round two in dreamland recently. We were both high school exchange students studying in Japan. We were trying to get weed together and I saw where it was going and stopped it. In reality, though, I wouldn't turn Seth down.

4. Josh Radnor- In this dream, there was no intercourse. Actually, Josh Radnor just gave me a really strong and satisfying hug as he told me he would rather sleep with Charlize Theron. I get it, Josh. I would probably have made the same choice.

I THINK MY MOM WILL LOVE READING THIS ENTRY MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE.

11 comments:

Alanna said...

"I told you, no threesomes unless it's boy, boy, girl... or Charlize Theron." NAME THAT REFERENCE!

ATRollin said...

I LOVE READING THAT YOUR MOM WILL BE READING THIS ENTRY!

marie said...

did you forget your one about paul giamatti- or is that just a real life fantasy?

Jeanette's Mom said...

You read your Mom's mind before your Mom thought the thoughts you read - is there a word for deja vou of someone else's experience? I can't think of it if there is, because right now I am at a loss for many words.

PS to Arthur - So glad Jeanette has doubly entertained you with this (fill in the descriptive adjective - I can't) posting.

Jeanette said...

Whatever, mom, you never had to take care of any STDs or schmaschmorshions before I hit adulthood.

And Marie, Paul and me are 4REAL.

Jeanette's Mom said...

You're taking my comment as being judgmental - it was not. It was just my observation. If we had Interactive Blog-TV you would have seen/heard me laughing.

I'd end this comment with a smiley face but I hate them.

marie said...

marie = teresa

Marissa Leigh said...

omg, why are you embarrased about josh radnor? he's so cute and hilarious... i would NEVER put him in the same list at KELSEY GRAMMER! ewwwww LOL

jeanette, if i haven't said it before, you are a nutbag, but man do i love u! <3

Jeanette said...

I KNOW Teresa. I was trying to protect your secret blog commenting identity.

Jeanette said...

Oh I agree, Marisa, ain't no shame in Josh Radnor. The embarassment is more having a dream in which I am turned down for Charlize. Aren't your dreams supposed to be the one place where things always go your way?

Vivian said...

Don't worry, Charlize Theron had a dream where she chose you over Josh Radnor. That is how dream karma works.