I was just watching CNN and President Bush was giving a speech in the Rose Garden about HOW EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OK which totally reminded me of how right after Columbine, my high school principal gave a "Please don't shoot up the school" speech at an assembly, insisting that there were alternatives, etc etc. Like why don't you try being a 16-year-old on this Hellmouth, Mr. Resnick. But ANYWAY Bush mentioned that the paper markets are frozen and all I could think was, "What does this mean for Dunder Mifflin?"
If they were to downsize, which Dunder Mifflin employee do you think would get the first pink slip?
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Ahhh yes, those days that the Patriot Act found itself at OHS well before 9/11, and the mere act of wearing a black duster could get you SUSPENDED.
Kevin.
Also, Kevin, I'm going to feed you to my tarantula.
Hahahahah remember when Shawn Adrian did that the day after Columbine?? AWESOME. Also, VIOLATION OF CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS.
now that ryan is back... they should fire his ass. he's schmuck.
I don't remember that assembly, but I did find some sort of "love match" print out that apparently was the product a student council activity. Speaking of assemblies, do you remember that one in middle school where we were basically instructed to sell candy for a random company? "Assembly" seems like an odd word choice when your purpose is to capitalize on the labors of unwilling 13 year olds, is all I'm saying.
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