Wednesday, June 20, 2007

NEWSFLASH! MILO VENTIMIGLIA CUTS EMO BANGS, PROBABLY SELLS HIS RADIOHEAD ALBUMS ON E-BAY



There goes my Heros drinking game of taking a shot every time Peter Patrelli pushes the hair out of his face.

How will they explain this in season two? Was his hair singed off in the nuclear explosion above the skies of midtown Manhattan? Was the explosion all a ploy, and Nathan actually flew Peter to a Lemon Tree in Weehawken, New Jersey? Did Claire offhandedly mention that she would never date anyone with man bangs, even her very own Uncle Boyfriend?

7 comments:

Alanna said...

It's about bloody time! Though I have to say, this makes him look much Guido-er.

Jeanette said...

Yeah it looks like he is using his summer hiatus to play Frankie Valley in JERSEY BOYS.

Anonymous said...

He cut his hair a long time ago. Like a week after they were done filming the season back in April. Your pretty late there on the news. lol

Jeanette said...

If knowing the exact date and time Milo cuts his hair is right, I would rather be wrong.

J.J. said...

Heroes blows.

I cut my hair too. Nay, shaved it.

Patrick said...

Milo actually stood too close to someone with shorter hair and permanently absorbed his hair-shortening powers.

Clearly he is not an actor, but an actual super hero.

In conclusion- what's up w/ his slanty mouth?

Anonymous said...

I loved his hair long.

BTW His mouth slants because he was born with a dead nerve in his lip.