Monday, August 27, 2007

Miss Teen Schadenfreude 2007

My father has a TV in virtually every room of his tiny, formerly a beach bungalow of a house (which perhaps may mean that the making of a boob tuber truly is genetic). Because of this, as I cooked dinner for Langlieb and Erin on Friday night, we had the TV on...simply because we could, and were therefore not picky with what was on. I give this background only to defend myself from the criticism I will inevitably receive for having tuned into Miss Teen USA 2007, hosted by America's darling, Mario Lopez.

However, had I not watched the pageant, I would not be able to share with you this fantastic clip. Feeling sluggish this Monday? Feel better in knowing that you will NEVER be more stupid than Miss South Carolina.

3 comments:

Sarah B. said...

That was more painful than I can possibly communicate. Wow. Also, probably more painful than Ms. SC could ever communicate.

Lindsey said...

That is amazing

Anonymous said...

Poor girl. She was probably nervous as hell. I feel bad for her. Don't worry, Honey. Men will still date ya. Just not for your brains.