My favorite moments from our storied past six months:
*When Walnuts attacks.
*Manohla Dargis is insane, loves Reno 911.
*A pre-scandal David Langlieb weighs in on which Sex and the City gal John Bolton is.
*A hottie round-up that for once isn't filled with blond film actresses.
*Boy, that Lonelygirl15 craze sure burned out quickly.
*We're still waiting for the Polack mob to come after us. What's wrong, you guys are too dense to find us?
*Jeanette tries to have sex with Christmas...
*...and gets some face time with foreigners instead.
And that was our teletastic year. Standby for our favorite TV moments of 06, likely not to be published until 07 because of intoxication, laziness.
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